Saturday, June 14, 2008

Dear Rich Rod...

Ole Coach Rod was on WOWK's Decision maker's this morning. Talk about SPIN!

Quit whining.
Pay the money.
How stupid do you think we are? Attempting to be concerned about OUR attorney fees doesn't come across with even a modicum of sincerity. You're not going to convince us you're right.

Attempting to paint yourself as a victim shows a marked lack of intelligence on your part. Poor pitiful you!?! NOT A CHANCE. Why don't YOU give US a break?

And if your family is embarrassed? Tough! You're the embarrassment.

You signed a contract. You left our kids hanging at the worst possible time.

Pay up, big boy.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Thank you, Dick Cheney!!!

For the best state slogan in decades!!!

"Dick Cheney Is Not From Here!"

I expect the business and tourists to begin rolling in!






*I actually didn't come up with that myself. One of our reps, Nick Joe Rahall, did. Only thing he's done in decades that I approved of.*